To create Jen’s look:
Start with 29 years of constant pressure to starve yourself.
Get sent to Singapore to meet with a dietician to monitor your terrible eating habits at 12 years of age.
Get taken to an acupuncturist throughout your early 20s who would use needles in your ears to curb your insatiable appetite for food.
Go to Fitness First religiously for over a year and still not lose any weight at all.
Get a lapband which only aids in making you throw up your food.
Try Slim Fast and Jenny Craig.
Drink apple cider vinegar with honey in the morning.
Drink special Chinese tea which gives you diarrhoea.
Try Xenical and Duromine.
Contemplate trying Weight Watchers.
And when everything fails, begin to realise that you are pretty fucking hot just the way you are and eat some Lindt chocolate to celebrate.
