Well…Lane Bryant lovingly featured me on their website (http://insidecurve.lanebryant.com/?p=3765) and the girls were ripping me a part yet again. Some of them called me a fat ghastly tree trunk with clown make-up, a whore/street walker, and one girl called me a fat 90’s Jem and the Holograms. I know she was trying to insult me, but I loved it! So my lovely friend Joy Nash made me this awesome graphic. Thanks for the moniker bitch.